High School Teacher Caught in Web of Lies
It has come to my attention that a certain high school teacher has been libeling the good name of petersdanceparty.com. Compelled by a personal vendetta against all things dancing, Miss "D." has repeatedly attempted to discredit petersdanceparty as a legitimate research source (especially when cited in high school social studies essays). I will not stand idly by as she destroys the dreams of tens of students who simply wanted to believe that they too could start a dance party blog with their names somehow incorporated into the title.
That is why today I am starting the first annual Dance Party Facts campaign to help stop prejudices against dance parties and their respective websites. Its time our students got a proper education:
- Fact: Despite popular belief, Benjamin Franklin was not a pimp.
- Fact: Miss D. claims to hate dancing, but many witnesses saw her dancing in Japan Town only a few short weeks ago.
- Fact: I did just get a Zassenhaus coffee grinder, even though a certain teacher would have you think otherwise.
As you can see, there is no basis for any of the statements that Miss D. has made against petersdanceparty.com. Perhaps if Miss D. had spent a little more time checking her facts and a little less time cavorting with Jawas this unfortunate incident could have been avoided.
Thank you.